Supergirl Takes on Ron's Morons

I was told that the evil minions of Ron's Morons were using the internet to disgrace the name Big Freddie. I knew I had only one choice, I had to contact Supergirl. She told me to meet her in my secret lair and I told her we did not have a minute to lose. But she slipped off her costume and began to kiss me and rub my big bald head and I could not resist her and for the next hour I made love to her like a stallion in the sun. Then I told her it was back to business and then we both dressed and she used her super ability to find out where these false blogs were coming from and we went there and we entered the warehouse and suddenly 1,000 Kool-Aid drinking Ron's Morons rose up and came at us as one and even with Supergirl's help we could not defeat them and then we heard a mooing and it was Red-hot Jeri riding Goldwater to the rescue and together we kicked Moron ass until finally getting to the evil webmaster Ron Paul himself and Supergirl gave kicked his ass into orbit and the Fred Heads were safe again.

An early morning with Supergirl

I awoke in my bed with a naked Supergirl next to me. As usual she had a bowl of warm oil and she was rubbing my bald head with the oil. And immediately began to get aroused when my phone rang. It was my man Raul at the boarder. He told me that there were Mexicans getting across. I told him I would take care of it and I took the naked beauty in my arms and told her she had to gt to Mexico. She told me that she wanted to stay in bed with me and satisfy my every need but I told her , no, she must go to Mexico as difficult as it would be on both of us. She dressed in her tight blue outfit and gave me a deep kiss before she flew out the window towards the Mexican boarder. When she landed she stopped the no good Mexicans but one of them had kryptonite and soon the blonde darling was bound and gagged and the vicious banditios ripped off her top and moved towards her as she called out "Fred, oh Fred help me!"