Supergirl Takes on Ron's Morons

I was told that the evil minions of Ron's Morons were using the internet to disgrace the name Big Freddie. I knew I had only one choice, I had to contact Supergirl. She told me to meet her in my secret lair and I told her we did not have a minute to lose. But she slipped off her costume and began to kiss me and rub my big bald head and I could not resist her and for the next hour I made love to her like a stallion in the sun. Then I told her it was back to business and then we both dressed and she used her super ability to find out where these false blogs were coming from and we went there and we entered the warehouse and suddenly 1,000 Kool-Aid drinking Ron's Morons rose up and came at us as one and even with Supergirl's help we could not defeat them and then we heard a mooing and it was Red-hot Jeri riding Goldwater to the rescue and together we kicked Moron ass until finally getting to the evil webmaster Ron Paul himself and Supergirl gave kicked his ass into orbit and the Fred Heads were safe again.